I can’t remember the last time I brought condoms. When ever I ran out normally my fuck buddy would buy more. I felt like I was 15 again.
"Hey, so, mage hand can lift something up to five pounds, and it only takes two pounds of force to smash someone’s nose into their skull, can I use it for that?"
- me: ugh he is such a dorky little shit, he is literally a piece of trash and i cant stand his face
- friend: so you hate him?
- me: no hes my favorite character