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I can’t remember the last time I brought condoms. When ever I ran out normally my fuck buddy would buy more. I felt like I was 15 again.

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agrownupgeekgirl:


Grootling! by BrianKesinger
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lamelohan:

My only talent is not being in a relationship

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outofcontextdnd:

"Hey, so, mage hand can lift something up to five pounds, and it only takes two pounds of force to smash someone’s nose into their skull, can I use it for that?"

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iggy-master-of-all:

steampoweredcupcake:

can someone write a book about this
people who track wishes and assign agents to make them happen
like a sci-fi fairy godmother sort of thing

It shall be done.

iggy-master-of-all:

steampoweredcupcake:

can someone write a book about this

people who track wishes and assign agents to make them happen

like a sci-fi fairy godmother sort of thing

It shall be done.

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beholdmyrobes:

beholdmyrobes:

hello world i’m willingly awake before noon and trying to adjust to this strange new lifestyle

i just fucking poured orange juice into my coffee

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  • me: ugh he is such a dorky little shit, he is literally a piece of trash and i cant stand his face
  • friend: so you hate him?
  • me: no hes my favorite character
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sniffing:

sniffing:

so i finally received my free 3D printed bracelet from google & it looks super cool omg!!! 

(p.s. you can make your own bracelet for free and have it shipped to u for free on their website!!)

for those questioning whether this is legit, it is. they don’t ask you for any credit card information or anything besides shipping details & your b-day!!! it’ll take a week or so to get to you. enjoy!!

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if you tHINK im gonna rewatch this 50 episode anime with you just because you havent seen it then you are absolutely right sit down we are marathoning this.

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brotherwife:

grounds for an exorcism

brotherwife:

grounds for an exorcism

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