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stmungos:

theshipqueen:

friend: you speak french?
me: yeah
friend: say something in french!
me: je suis venu ici pour passer un bon moment et je suis honnêtement sentir si attaqué dès maintenant

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put-him-in-custardy:

this is how Parks and Recreation explained Chris Pratt’s weight loss for Guardians of the Galaxy 

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Do you feel it?

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jordosross:

nickandjades-infinitelaughter:

Me as a parent

"This is why dad left"

jordosross:

nickandjades-infinitelaughter:

Me as a parent

"This is why dad left"

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kitty-latte:

radicalfruit:

a-s-d-f-g-h-j-k-l-no:

gorillamunchies:

why does this make me feel mad

Because he’s considered powerful, and she’s considered a whore.

*shots fired*

i think they were referring to the fact that thEY’RE BOTH DEFYING THE FUCKING LAWS OF GRAVITY AND THE ONE TIME I TRIED HANGING OFF A MONKEY BAR I BROKE MY NOSE

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tastefullyoffensive:

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iamwizz:

The year is 2060. iPhone 842 is released. The screen touches you

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theangelwithnoface:

I just have a lot of emotions over fictional space faring empires and the losers who live in them ok

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spinachandchocolate:

slim-and-svelte:

 

I’ll just have one cookie

spinachandchocolate:

slim-and-svelte:

 

I’ll just have one cookie

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ultramemeking:

mugglebornheadcanon:

895. Muggleborns wonder why there’s a large group of friendly, teenage ghosts around Hogwarts. They’re led by a funny boy with red hair and one ear who likes to joke around with Peeves, and he always says that they’re Dumbledore’s Last Army. 

WOW THIS IS THE FARTHEST THING FROM OKAY

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Final Fantasy XIV Heavensward

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allthingswarhammer:

Description: #warhammer #warhammer40k #40k #future #art #artwork #eldar #howlingbanshees #howling #banshees #sword #run #turn #red
Author: games_workshop_art on Instagram
Source: http://gbp24.me/1tnvamw
Date: October 13, 2014 at 08:31AM

allthingswarhammer:

Description: #warhammer #warhammer40k #40k #future #art #artwork #eldar #howlingbanshees #howling #banshees #sword #run #turn #red
Author: games_workshop_art on Instagram
Source: http://gbp24.me/1tnvamw
Date: October 13, 2014 at 08:31AM

(via theinquisitionsendsitsregards)